From a spam-viewing perspective, the average citizen, it would seem, is aging, balding, out of shape, impotent, undereducated and has incurred significant credit card debt through online encounters with other lusty members of the human race.
The fact that this profile actually fits more than a few Americans makes the portrayal particularly galling. Of course, the opposite is also true. Women are increasingly annoyed by frequent offers to enlarge portions of the human anatomy that are only available to them through gender reassignment surgery.
There is some solace. Apparently, there are a large number of Nigerian princesses, diamond mine owners and distressed government ministers who are anxious to share their millions with anyone in the United States who is willing to accept the money. Give them access to your bank account, and they will be happy to manage the electronic funds transfer.
